As we close the first quarter of 2013, you should be having at least your 50th orgasm of the year. Tonight is the 89th night, so climaxing only once every other day is not enough. Step up your game. If somehow the scoreboard shows you need a few more to reach 50, well that's your bar talk / grindr chat for tonight. You're welcome.
Dr. Oz says you need 200 orgasms a year for optimal health. Spread them out. The last thing the world needs is you procrastinating and running around like a crazed teenager trying to have 149 orgasms on December 31. This fact comes from his New Yorker profile, but there's loads more in Dr. Oz's YOU: The Owner's Manual, Updated and Expanded Edition: An Insider's Guide to the Body that Will Make You Healthier and Younger [Kindle].
Publishing can help. They may be killing the literary gay novel but, even in the age of free tumblr porn, picture books are forever: French athletes (Dieux du Stade: Gods of the Stadium), American jocks (Masculinity), Eastern European twinks (Paradise Found: Bel Ami), beautiful men (Luminosity), hung tops (Supersized), power bottoms (Rock Bottom), bears and cubs (Fur: The Love of Hair), rough trade (Brutal Truth), seedy drawings (Just So Horny), kitsch physique paintings of the 40s and 50s (The Art Of George Quaintance), and rediscovered vintage nudes (Uncovered: Rare Vintage Male Nudes).