Do you see what the antigay Russian officials are up against? Despite the yellow tank top and knee-high green soccer socks, he's not Borat Bruno. Andrea Demirovic, 23, is the first woman to represent Montenegro.
So typically neutral, the Swiss-based Eurovision does not choose host cities. Whichever country wins the contest, becomes the next year's host. Which is to suggest, based on the above, they won't be broadcasting from Podgorica in 2010. (Though wouldn't Apple go bananas with iPodgorica?)